You’re wrong.

I man a car that takes care of respect.

Yearly testing for senior citizens and affordable mass transit. Until then, stories like this one will be all too common.

Every so often Jalopnik gives us diamonds. In the sea of Demon, Telsa, Politics and other bubble gum topics, we get a truly humanizing and intriguing story. This is a diamond, and I hope we see more of them.

Trail - a lot of Jeep owners want nothing to do with that.

Good taste is for the middle class. Very rich and very poor people have garish tastes.

They sold around 200,000 of these things including its Pontiac, Buick, and Saturn siblings, and I completely forgot it existed up until about a month ago.

Who cares. At 8,300 RPM A TDI would puke out its guts. And it’s about the experience, not the speed. You can get drunk off Pabst or champagne...your choice.

so we can make shit go faster than it did stock. next question?

nah

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

you go to a junior collenge

Actually, your first item reads like it came straight out of a “Marketing wank 101" class. The 5th seems straight out of a Community College “design” class. I give your humor a solid 8/10.

Mr. T served in the Army.

Ahh, that’s different then. To watch this short video, you clearly have to quit your job.

Look, how else is a man supposed to compliment his daughter when the only compliments he knows how to give any woman are that he finds her attractive enough to have sex with?

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

This needs more stars!

Fuck bike riders who refuse to stop at stop signs and red lights.