Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

This needs more stars!

Fuck bike riders who refuse to stop at stop signs and red lights.

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

i like saying polestar as if it rhymes with molester

I think he’s just saying that a Camaro that has been in a total-loss accident becomes a Mustang...

“Baby on board” you say?

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

LOL...you’ve a point.

Sigh: The Camry. It’s a reliable car that gives me zero headaches. In the past, I have owned fun cars, but when I needed to invest in my business, I had to sell my toys so I could do other stuff with my life.

28,000 kilometers is like 5 miles.

That visor being knocked off tho...

Do you live where it doesn’t snow? Because dirtying up carpets is extremely difficult to avoid here where it snows and salt is used on the roads/parking lots.

At first, I thought you spent 200k on a car because it had a clean interior. I re-read that line and promptly learned that I am, in fact, a moron.

Milan velomobile: http://velomobiles.ca/Milan.html

In Jalopnik, land of shitty cars and slow Miatas, it’s not always about working properly or going fast.

Funny, washing is one of my favorite things about having a car!

pretty sure that’s a subaru dude!