Funny thing is, leaving is absolutely the opposite of what Jesus would have done.

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Do people de-badge with power tools? Taking an air chisel to your tailgate seems like a bad and unpopular strategy.

I like how Chris grabs Matt’s hand in a total (and admittedly common) misunderstanding of how a high five is supposed to work. Matt’s face is all “no, that’s not right”.

nor Cal here too... Not always a lock, since some of those dealers will stay open and be willing to keep you haggling. I don’t have a husband so I go in by myself fully funded and well researched and maybe it is a gender bias but some of those salesman are highly motivated and caffeinated and will never say quit.

Do you think that part of the issue is that people don’t know what they should be paying for a car? I’ve only ever bought used or been gifted cars (I’m 24) but I always do my research about the model in getting and I know what it should be worth. With new cars though all things are equal. Besides maybe minor…

Tom, you do this for a living, right?

You’d think so, but I’ve been at a dealership for 2 hours after closing trying to get a Legacy Spec B. On a rainy winter night in Sacramento ;)

You are correct, however, the regs have little to do with emissions. You can’t swap a old dirty rotary for a newer LS if the intake tube is 1" shorter than when it came from factory.

I didn’t try it on purpose, but it happened to me. Rainy night, tired fiancee, and we were there until the dealer closing time. I was asked to sign a document that stated I intended to purchase in order to secure the manufacturer incentive expiring on that day, and I was asked to come in the next day to finalize the…

Go in with a ski mask and a bloody baseball bat. Instant savings.

This explains why the two times I went to SoCal, Google Maps littered every road with accident symbols. You guys just don’t have actual traction over there.

SoCal was hilarous when I lived there - every time it rained, there were accidents because of bald tires. I’ve seen many cheap cars with what looked like drag slicks on them.

Save the whales — who cares about the people?

Don’t you dare put a cleaner engine in that vehicle either. That would be ridiculous and detrimental to the environment.

True! Of course the one exception is cars without front license plates - you’re getting a fix-it ticket for that. Ask me how I know.

Do you lose one or two when they’re in the wash? ;-)

Without reading the article, sack this piece of shit already.

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