2.) You need a proper key to change wheels on a Porsche 959

Read FTW.

I have started writing a biography called "Adventures of -408-, as taken from the Journal of the Gawker, Saga I: The Sky Conflicts" but its real early in the process and I am not sure how it will turn out.

A friend of mine and I flew thru there once. I was like "We're going in full throttle." And he was like "At that speed will you be able to pull out in time?" And then I was like "It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home." We made it.

Tried it once. I hated it. (The grass was damp and I was not aware that I have a grass allergy)

Only hipster if its a fixie.

This is how a truck driver gets put on the list.

Uh-oh. Someone felt silly and ran away.

"Bring it Lolo!"

Yo, Barry, I'm really happy for Lolo and I'mma let you finish, but Herschel had one of the best careers of all time. He's one of the best athletes of all time!

Dat face.

The... woman was trying to start her minivan in some really awful temperatures... and after removing her battery and warming it indoors (smart),

I want a movie. Maybe I can fight predator or sump'in.

He filmed this right after filming The Machinist.

I have one of these I dug out of a Fiat at a local junk yard. Had no idea what it was for but a "Slow down" light just seemed to cool not to take home.

"Give me the water bottle. Not that one, the one I mixed up last night."