These jackets are filled with baby birds!

That's messed up. She was just getting jiggy-wit-it.

If i get arrested they will be hearing from my lawyer. Until then....WILL DO.

These slide will fit right in any terrorists power-point presentation without any editing needed.

Why u no haz chart?

Places like this need to be turned into paintball parks. I have never been paint-balling but this would definitely be a way to get me to go out and do it.

Ahhhhh yeeeaaahhh!

That's what she said.

Pass on the boat. Keep the hammock.

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Ha. It basically went: I might not have spent enough time on it. There was no homework assigned for it. I was out sick. No lesson plan was left for the substitute teacher. I am a single mother. I am not in good health. I think once she heard her self saying all this she realized why the other parents and I were…

Awesome. Well done.

She fessed up to it to me and the other parents that were baffled by this. All the kid in this class did really well so for all of them to fail got the attention of many parents in the class.

"If it was the whole class it's closer to the teacher/school failing the students."

Not just my son failed - I could handle that and the consequences that come with it. The WHOLE class failed - she sent a note home saying this. That was a big red flag to me. Once I spoke with her she admitted she had not spent enough time on the subject. Not sure where you went to school I have been in or seen an…

I once had to straighten out a teacher for trying to make my sons whole class stay after to school because they ALL failed a test. I was not okay with the kids being punished because she failed thoroughly teach them. He no longer attends this school.

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She looks like an Asian Drew Barrymore.

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The debris is actually paint chipping off of Curiosity's 'merica themed truck-nuts (aka junk).