I AM LEGEND (alternate beginning)

What joke? ...telling your parents that you like to rollorblade. He he.

"I don't think an entirely NASA-themed concept album would be a bad idea."

Looks like it takes some skill. But as everyone knows the hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents......

How many have been shot down? Crashed? Percentages vs. Stealth Planes?

Don't like it - don't eat there. Real simple.

Simple typo. I was born, raised, and still reside in Northern California. Now back to my litre of coffee...

Born without a hand, sure. tell the truth Mathew James. Your once good father who has now joined the dark side cut it off in a lightsabre battle.

Watching now.....

Just don't lean against the edge. You will loose two bars real quick if you do.

Put a car battery in a bucket of water and try again.

They need to put a whistle tip on that thing so they can't lose it.

"You can grab it here for 60 bones."

The "mysteriously disappeared" story calls it "The hypersonic glider is built by Lockheed Martin under a DARPA program."

Not to long ago Pepboys was telling customers to use 866-TOW-2-PEP to get a tow truck. Problem was people would instinctively call use 800 instead of 866 and get a porn line. I think I remember hearing they have a completely different phone number now.

Palamino Ivory?

These are clearly cat scans from the 70's. Such a furry mess would not be acceptable today.

They better put LoJack on the next one.

...just sit down and watch this video of Naha Airport in Okinawa, Japan, as they fly jets in and out WHILE SOMEONE SPRAYS THE VIDEO CAMERA WITH A WATER BOTTLE.