You know, if I’m going to be not attracted to our POTUS, I want it to be because she’s of the gender I’m not attracted to.

Not to be shallow, but it’s extra mortifying that the face of our country is so goddamn hideous.

I for real did not know that “Nuclear Orange” was even a skintone option.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Nieto is a huge douchebag, but that was a sexy trifecta, for sure.

Memories...........

Honestly, WHY DOES HE THINK THAT LOOKS NORMAL, LET ALONE GOOD??? If I woke up one day and my face was that color I would go to the emergency room.

Obama also spent the first year of his presidency vainly attempting to find some common ground with the GOP. He tried, for all the good that it did.

I want a hot leader :(

Remember how after Obama was elected he tried to make the very obvious connection between Bush’s policies and the crap state of the economy, and Republicans vilified him for it and said he should stop blaming Bush for the economy?

That has got to be one of the weirdest shades of orange that I’ve seen on that man. It literally looks like he rubbed his face in the bottom of a bag of Cheetos.

Donald Trump thinks a “high risk pool” is when there’s a black person swimming at Mar-A-Lago.

Hoo daddy. Just do a little c-fold to block out the middle panel, et voila spank bank....

So in other words it was another shitty, crazy day.

Seriously. He just drags us down in every way. NAFTA was kinda hot when Obama was President. There’s a pic of Trudeau, Nieto, and Obama somewhere, and let me tell ya it was not bad on the eyes.

I am going to do this for the next 3 years 267 days to avoid mostly a certain orange turnip faced turd.

Girl, I feel you.

I SO GET IT, lady dragonfly.

Which of these is the ugliest part of NAFTA?

The plans offered by the state were twice the cost of private insurance, and “didn’t actually cover an individual’s pre-existing condition for the first six months of enrollment.”

So I found a baby bird and took it to a wildlife rehab center and while I was there this woman started talking about how her husband has been out of work. And then she started shouting with joy that that’s going to change because “now we have Trump!” And I had to stifle a snort.