We weren’t allowed to play hip hop or rap music at my (rural, tiny) school dances, then my senior year the dress code was “black at white” and they were only going to play swing music (which 17 year olds TOTALLY LOVE).

My stepdaughter just had prom- I was mostly surprised by how all of the girls wore super short tight dresses- not what I would imagine to be prom like. She goes to a catholic school and they had no issues or requirements so I guess it greatly varies by area. All the girls also wore belly baring dresses to homecoming…

I agree wholeheartedly. Oh, before I forget....

her dress was asymmetrical, showing the lower part of one leg beneath the knee.

FTFY. I avoided both my Year 11 and Year 13 proms because spending hundreds of pounds yet not being able to drink (despite being over the legal age the second time), having to spend time with people you don’t really get along with, and still being supervised by your teachers seemed the opposite of a good time.

Also, all the men need to conserve their vital essence.

So this is what happens to the douche bags who can’t get into frats.

ho ho ho! it sounds like you havent been introduced to the wonders of /r/NoFap

Why is that a rule? You know what, these repressed, no-sex having racists need to stop.

Fraternal organization? Is that what we call gangs now?

Huh. I didn’t think they could find a way to turn my active disinterest in this movie into active dislike.

Yesterday Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti declared May 25, 2017 “La La Land Day” to celebrate the film’s DVD release

It’s so CLEARLY a story about women and women’s rights. Yes, there are men in it too, of course, but the novel isn’t about “humans.” It’s about women. Like, why are we even discussing this?

Wait WHAT?! Elisabeth Moss is in scientology?

Starshell would be a perfect My Little Pony name.

Caitlyn Jenner is not a hero, and whoever thought she was at some point fully ignored the fact that her transition was only in gender, not really an evolution of thought.

she proved that pregnancy couldn’t stop her from winning her 23rd Grand Slam! I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

Since others already used the main joke, perhaps you should take a break outside. Do you want to build a snowman?

I don’t know why I’m surprised.

Man, I’d like to have been a producer on Frozen.