I was thinking the other day what a caterham SUV would be. A dirt bike seems surprisingly spot on.
Only murderers drive Camaros
The ass end looks precisely like a Prius.
Dear Subaru, disregard the first sentence above.
Dear Subaru:
You french fried when you should have pizza'd. If you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time
High Mileage Cars
People still think (mom and dad, grandpa and ma especially), that high mileage cars are running lemons. Even now, newer cars that have high mileage are being sold for much cheaper that their true value. Modern engines are designed from the factory to last at least 100,000 miles with an idiots…
Jethro Bovingdon, hands down.
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My parents snooped on my phone calls all the time. It was so obvious back in the day when you hear the click of another phone being picked up.. Then one day, my girl friend and I decided to play a game and just talked on the phone all day about bullshit. Sex, drugs, having sex all over their bed. etc etc, I was 14 at…
Is someone a Cracked reader by any chance? :D