This is a very specific wish and I respect it.

Ive read a ton of articles about this and Im still not sure what the momo challenge is supposed to be. Like a whatsapp user with a scary picture tells kids to hurt themselves, and then they do it? Like thats just cyberbullying. Even if this was real, the whole scare would just be about rebranded cyberbullying. Theres…

Are you one of those people who uses charcoal soap and charcoal toothpaste? I feel like you’re all probably right but somehow...deviant

No

I always liked “Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying SouthWest. If you look out the left side of the plane you’ll see Delta Flight 176. Give them a wave so they can see what a full airplane looks like.”

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

“Malk?” 

Henceforth, assume that 90 percent of my writing is a sly pufferfish joke.

That’s cool I cut my hand on my plastic starbucks lid and bled all over my khakis.

Like great-great-’gran-owen always said, ‘Never trust a man with neon purple hair who streams video games as a side gig.’

wind chills of 40, 50, even 60 degrees below zero—and that’s in Fahrenheit.

yes

in other words, this is the royal wii?

This is an excellent point. Also, positive reinforcement with treats will help her maintain this new behavior.

It only works if you do it in the moment. Waiting will confuse the person, and they will just get mad at you

Take her head and rub her nose in the terrible tip and say, “Did you do that? No! Bad tipper, bad!” She should learn her lesson after the second or third time.