The NYPD then proceded to tazer the drone and beat it with clubs until it was dead, saying, "Grunk saw bird. Grunk say bird is good food. But, bird too boney. Not enough to go around."

When making dismissive, broad-stroked, smug, self-righteous comments becomes a fully automated process us automobile enthusiasts will relish the opportunity to call you a Luddite.

One of those life moments you come to hate having to do but don't realize you hate it until you've had to do it.

You need a man to be a man and a woman to be a woman.

All this needs is a huge Nike swoosh along the sides.

Just when I find something worth respecting about the douche bag, something else comes out that makes me remember why I hated the nearly napoleon-like control freak in the first place. I'm sorry for his family and their loss, but that's as far as that goes.

Even better...