YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT MICHAEL CAINE

Still better than being Eric.

Chris Kattan broke his neck 20 years ago and apparently gets super cagey if you ask him how it happened.

“Almost everything went wrong.”

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

I have no idea what criteria anyone would use beyond “white guys with guitars in their band” to put Nickelback, Creed and the Goo Goo Dolls on the same list.

On the flip side, we get sunburned so very easily.
The struggle is real!

...he uses false pretenses to allow her to fall in love with him (what is called dating)

I’m beginning to think China is becoming impatient. As in, they’d be OK if Trump gave them a diplomatic crisis pretext to annex Taiwan the same way Russia annexed Crimea.

He already said that he would just have the US default on it.

So, the agent ask Fidel what he calls the act.

Shock is a luxury. No time for luxury anymore. Time to organize, protest, volunteer.