The Gamer Who Didn’t Leave His House For Over a Year

Okay, sure. That’s all fine and dandy but where’s the video of the big butt man in tights?

This seems oddly appropriate.... I mean how many gamers would be fapping to this also?

I die inside knowing that he is getting paid by Youtube using a cheat program that he had no contribution in making.

that unicorn must feel like this.

This is technically also a troll, so I hope it counts:

On July 10th, 2014, a small, mysterious game called "Do Not Believe His Lies" was uploaded to the iOS app store. Since then, over 40,000 people have downloaded the app. Nobody has beaten it. Hell, nobody quite knows what it is, either.

"For more casual bystanders, though, there's a touch of the absurd to it. It already felt too soon when Tobey Macguire's Spider-Man movies — the last of which was only in 2007! — was rebooted in 2012 with a new story and a new actor (Andrew Garfield)."

tl;dr- "Please don't tell your child to stop playing our game just because you think it's time for them to stop playing the game. You simply must consider your actions might be costing some strangers a lot of imaginary video game points!"

Sadly, these are the situations where the NSA's overreach into our privacy would be helpful....

John Rambo

You don't know their circumstances, don't judge people based on one piece of info. My Aunt lives with my Grandmother, well actually my Grandmother lives with my aunt, but I guess it's all in how you frame it right. I'm just saying, there might be more then "a gamer living with his mom".

Prosecute swatters as attempted murder.

HOLY SHIT DUDE I JUST GOT TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE PREMIERE WANNA GO?

Crota's End is still the game's toughest raid, even if this isn't the hardest *mode* of the game's toughest raid.

Brian is tsundere and so are Luke and Jason. Toshi and Eric are Dandere. Totilo and Tina are kuudere. Fahey and I—straight up yandere. Better watch out!

You sound like one of those kids who would go around bullying nerds simply because you think you're better than them.

... are you guys kidding? Only some nerd would get "addicted" to weed. This is why I never go to nerd parties, there's never any good drugs and too many internet references. I can only assume most nerds are bitter because no one in their right mind would share trees with the uptight asshole in history who always has…