I would fact check that “1.3 light years away” because if there were 2 black holes collapsing only 1.3 light years away I think there would be far more fireworks in the night sky and far less life on Earth.

The Gamer Who Didn’t Leave His House For Over a Year

You call it limited imagination, I call it self policing. If transporter tech was perfected, don’t do stupid shit to ruin it for the rest of us that want to use it properly.

Waves break when they reach water that is half their total depth. This means that a 26 meter wave would break in 13 meter deep water. In many places, this is pretty far off the coast, but where it isn’t, the seafloor is steeper (going right up on to land) causing less of the surge to make much landfall.

Okay, sure. That’s all fine and dandy but where’s the video of the big butt man in tights?

This seems oddly appropriate.... I mean how many gamers would be fapping to this also?

I die inside knowing that he is getting paid by Youtube using a cheat program that he had no contribution in making.

that unicorn must feel like this.

This is technically also a troll, so I hope it counts:

Depends how you define "God" Either it's a series of amazinginly long, cosmically impossible events that led to the billion year long evolutionary series of happy accidents that led to you and the human race being coherent enough to comment here, or there is some Devine incomprehensible spiritual force out there…

On July 10th, 2014, a small, mysterious game called "Do Not Believe His Lies" was uploaded to the iOS app store. Since then, over 40,000 people have downloaded the app. Nobody has beaten it. Hell, nobody quite knows what it is, either.

Needs more syphilis.

Wait - they have crime in Canada?

"For more casual bystanders, though, there's a touch of the absurd to it. It already felt too soon when Tobey Macguire's Spider-Man movies — the last of which was only in 2007! — was rebooted in 2012 with a new story and a new actor (Andrew Garfield)."

tl;dr- "Please don't tell your child to stop playing our game just because you think it's time for them to stop playing the game. You simply must consider your actions might be costing some strangers a lot of imaginary video game points!"

Sadly, these are the situations where the NSA's overreach into our privacy would be helpful....

John Rambo

You sound like one of those kids who would go around bullying nerds simply because you think you're better than them.

... are you guys kidding? Only some nerd would get "addicted" to weed. This is why I never go to nerd parties, there's never any good drugs and too many internet references. I can only assume most nerds are bitter because no one in their right mind would share trees with the uptight asshole in history who always has…