Too bad it only highlights just how bloated small trucks have become.

Apparently you and I are the only ones who want it.

Here’s a picture of a really cool Patrol to look at instead

Don’t you mean;

Looks to Koreanish, like some garish piece Hyundai would crank out.

So Subaru is gonna start selling Explorers. Cool.

Approaching Batmobile(c) territory.

This is simply a wonderful way to attract people who sorely need ventilation. And of course we’ve been quietly zorching as many wannabe terrorist fuckwits as we can who thought it was a capital idea to go join up with IS. What a bunch of murderous fucking morons.

The Toyota is also quite a bit cheaper if I remember correctly. I’d also go that route.

I wouldn’t get the LX 570. It’s one of the most gaudy, showy cars on the market. It looks like it belongs on the Jersey Shore. The Land Cruiser is a much subtler way of saying the same thing.

Yep, the other end of the reliability spectrum: LandCruiser.

They did many moons ago

I’ll just leave this here...

Thanks for this awesome article Tyler.

Not to mention that an old dude’s definition of bitch is a bit different.

Quoted verbatim. Me and my friend Matt literally burst out laughing when he said it. He was an older guy, too, and clearly did not care at all about the reaction to his word choice.

“Tech Inspection Guy: This is a real Hummer, not one of them later ones, built for bitches.”

Maybe they’re inboard! GM had one brand that did them that way.

It would be more than that, but nowhere near $180k

I’d trade my massive three inch cock for a two-incher if I could drive around in this thing.