Everybody cared about Henry VIII’s boner. His boner created the Church of England.

Everything 90s is making a comeback.

Do you think they call up Lenny for the occasional threesome? I can picture that happening. In fact, I’m picturing it right now...

Crap.

Right? Lisa Bonet needs to write a book about this. She’s beautiful, but she’s like the Princess of Persuasia. I need to know her hot man magic.

YEP.

This sounds like laziness. If you’re going to be in the shower why wouldn’t you also wash your legs? It takes like 20 seconds.

i just went down the google rabbit hole and Maggie Smith was super hot as a youngster - although she is still super hot now, she was even hotter. and, one of her sons is gorgeous (Toby Stephens).

My friend flaked pretty hard on me recently I’m pretty pissed about it and I don’t know if I should say something or just let it go. I’ve been planning a big trip with a group for close to a year now and the whole time she’s been saying she’s almost definitely going, so I’ve been making plans with a specific number of…

My friends and I have generally agreed that we can cancel on each other if we absolutely hate the idea of being around other humans the night The Plan is supposed to happen. Sometimes, you just need to sit at home and re-watch Harry Potter movies in your grubbies instead of putting on proper clothing and going outside.

>1. People stop asking you to do things. I am the kind of person that finds this to be wonderful. If the thought of this makes you sad, consider doing things.

As a former 6th grade boy, allow me to apologize for perpetuating this rumor well into high school. Sometime around senior year though, when another guy tried dissing my hookup with “they call her tuck and fuck, since her pussy’s so stretched out” I casually offered, “well, maybe you just needed a bigger dick, Tom...”

Cats aren’t really the quadropeds Cameron’s rooting for anyway.