I suspect the only men pursuing Taylor Swift are dicks, because seriously, what normal person would want to subject themselves to the insane paparazzi stalking and gossipmongering that inevitably come with dating her? (This story is a perfect example!)

With all of the violence and gore going on, being against sex scenes seems like an odd place to draw the line.

She believes she can fix them, is my guess. That’s what a loving family + too many rom coms does to a person. Loving family = you have not seen true dysfunction and are totally naive about what that means, rom com = happy endings are always possible if you’re cute enough.

Material?

You’re one weird mofo. How the hell do you know what cat pee taste like? Never mind, don’t wanna know.

The navy has a 30 million contract to keep their XP systems updated until 2017.

Maybe they will give it the Blade Runner treatment and put out a new version with an extra 17 seconds of footage every few years.