The churches aren’t selling their ware on Etsy. That’s the difference. Witches want to keep on selling their spells, let them create a website and sell it from there.

The second one.

by that I assume you mean a Microphone. From what I understand it will be a 4 pole connection, and that would include the microphone. Now if you meant surround sound i don’t believe they’ve put a decoder in the mix yet to provide simulated surround sound through the controller.

I frequently keep an unrelated Excel file open on my desktop to just Alt-Tab over to. It doubles as making me look busy and hiding my chrome windows. PivotCharts! All the PivotCharts! People think they are voodoo when used correctly.

Working, as I do, behind the scene at a professional photographer, I need to be a PS artist (my main job), a janitor, a painter, an electrician, a plumber, & a computer repairman to name a few. But the one tool I can not live without?

Nurse. Scissors, unless you’re on a Behavioral Health floor, then no scissors for you.

The two best ones I saw here were Google and a computer. I guess the Internet in general is covered by Google (in context, kids, don’t read too much into what I said there).

*sigh* Just stop.

Books = Knowledge
Knowledge = Power
Power = Energy
Energy = Mass

Welcome to this most gentile black hole. Do not disturb the grazing thesauri.

If you are smoking, thank you for being beaten about the head.

You’ve been dabbling about in L-space, haven’t you.

Ook?

Leicester City orgy fans are the fucking worst.

GROWING UP IS FOR SQUARES

Saturn is best planet solar system

Christ, it could have at least been “The Doctor Doom Lava-veria Cake”.

You need to replace your rectum with a robotic one first. Obviously.

Sadly this is about as coherent as we could expect from the fine, meth-addled folks at Denny’s.