You don’t want to be me. My kids think I write conventional fantasy. I’ve had to create hugely bowderlized versions of a couple of my books just to satisfy their demands to read “Dad’s new book.”

Well, it’s no Mustang V6, that’s for sure.

We’ve covered Mayweather’s domestic violence issues in great detail and will continue doing so. There’s absolutely no conflict between doing that and writing about him as a boxer or historical figure. (I’m guessing, by the way, that a lot of these angry commenters down here haven’t even bothered reading the article,…

Tim Duncan is only 39 in earth years. On his home planet, he’s about 22.

Im so sad and depressed and angry and confused that this never came out (as you can see, Star Wars induces many emotions).

In non athletes the typical length of immobilization is 3 weeks. Following dislocation.

I can tell you exactly why Aston would consider Alabama. Tax breaks and other incentives.

(fart)

With that partition the Maybachamino is halfway there !!

I’m pretty sure you aren’t supposed to tell people you’re in witness protection. That’s like going into a bar and telling people you’re a spy.

in the future we become 100% sedentary and no longer have feet/legs

We real cool
We left school
We lurk late
We strike straight
We sling fin
We spawn again
We jazz June
We die soon

Kid: What is it?

Fish's dying wish was to be on a viral internet video, filmed by a cameraman who shat himself.

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

Peter Jackson was a no-name #BeforeRings

Sport, not agreeing with the point you’re making doesn’t mean I misunderstood. The analogy he is making is clearly in regards to the technological breadth of the development. An analogy is a comparison, not an all encompassing exact alignment of two things.

We need some articles on the new Lockheed fusion reactor plans.

...And so Sally, born of Kotaku, Giz, io9 and then Jezebel and Jalopnik, became a Deadspin reader on that day.