Well that’s simultaneously horrifying and informative. Horriformative.

In my field the ram and the cow are now communicating telepathically. I’m worried.

I think a Zool.

Classic. Hang in the shower - steam will get all the wrinkles out.

Maybe he snorted a cat.

We do have cats though.

I was thinking like this:

But is it a sham with yams?

If I ever were to be buried (I won’t - I’ll be cremated) I would have a spring loaded confetti launcher with party poppers.

1. In 2013 Calleguas sent cease-and-desist letters to Selleck stating that his contractor was illegally stealing water from their authority. Selleck continued to use the same contractor for a further two years. A cease and desist letter is a prelude to legal action.

Christ. There goes my Married with Fishsticks PTSD.

Meanwhile in Oxford, UK neighbours in a leafy suburb are claiming something fishy is going on but they can’t quite put their finger on it…

Extensive research in my youth has shown that the most likely cause was purple lightning.

Googly eyes are awesome. I have a couple on my backpack to watch out for vampires.

I’m pretty sure Grevious gets his pathetic cough because he fights Windu who force crushes his chest.

Awesome list!

I always assumed by coming out of light speed further out you could approach Hoth from the opposite side of the planet from the rebel base, therefore not being detected.