Which bit of "No" did you not understand? It's a one word answer to your question.

No. But your are a twat.

The guy went to hospital for his injuries. There was a good chance the doctor could report those injuries to the police. The fact is the producer didn't want for this to come out as he probably knew it would be the end of the show. Clarkson probably self reported it in case it came out in another way i.e the doc or a…

Have you ever heard of 'false equivalence'? Sorry rhetorical question. Obviously you haven't.

You can go stand by whatever you want - doesn't make you any less wrong. And just because you say I don't understand the meaning of semantics doesn't make you right.

Except a funeral or wake do not have to be religious. Which is why I specifically never mentioned religion in my post and why his comment is crap.

You don't "do" religion, you practice it - so you're syntactically wrong. And nowhere in my post did I mention religion - so you're semantically wrong.

I have no idea what that means.

I've heard this bullshit so many times - I don't want a ceremony, I don't want a fuss, just throw my fucking body to the fucking wolves.

They'll have to take on Tesco first. And my money's on Tesco.

That was a great read. I had a similar experience - in 2002 I was invited to a good friend's wedding in Lahore, Pakistan. At the time India and Pakistan where massing their armies on the border and I'm British but a Sikh, and historically there has always been animosity between Sikhs and Muslims. What's more as I…

I like it.

Me also please! Especially from a sound quality perspective?

Before we came to the UK my family lived in Uganda. My Dad owned a mechanics shop and was an excellent mechanic (as well racing a Peugeot).

Uh I wasn't actually trying to persuade you.

I have full screen notifications so one notification takes up the whole screen. Problem is when you get three emails come through at once - you have to scroll.

I agree not paying full price. I did in fact do so when I bought the Gear because I'm stupid and I hate lock screens just. that. much. Also I have a Galaxy Note 3 and thank god I don't have to lug that around on a run.

The most expensive of Apple's Apple Watch watch is the Edition edition.

I agree with you - I actually think the crown is a very good idea. I think their marketing is also spot on and they'll sell buckets of the things.

It is something that you can do from the phone / watch settings but I found it to be unreliable to say the least.