How about "Rogue Boob Goes Commando" or "Freedom is Perky"

Get a rubber caulk remover kit as below. Get a small tub of fairy liquid / water mix. Lay down a bead of silicone or caulk. Dip your finger in the fairy liquid mix and push down the bead along its length taking off excess off your finger with a paper towel. Take one of the caulk remover tools dip in fairy liquid mix…

If you have a Galaxy phone just switch on Smart Stay.

A tip - don't buy silk pocket squares if you can avoid it - always buy linen or as second choice cotton. Also any scrap of fabric will do - it doesn't have to be a pocket square - I have several "squares" that are handkerchiefs or scraps of remnant fabric - it doesn't really matter.

Emirates and Virgin Atlantic would be my picks though it's been some time since I did a lot of flying. At one stage I was flying VA so often I started bringing my own food which the Air Hostesses would heat up for me. Also back massages.

All good points. My current DD is 2004 Jag XJ6. Original price with the options fitted was £50,000. I bought it for £5K, 100K miles, with full service history either by main dealer or Jag specialist. Body immaculate, leather excellent. The only thing worn on the car was the cruise control button which I took as a good…

No - UK makes a (big) profit from the rental income of property belonging to the Royal Family - some £240 million in 2012 against an annual cost for the Royal Family of £40 million.

Get a DB9. Had one for two years - put 20K on it. Not one unpleasant memory (apart from the brake discs needing changing). Completely different interactions with the general public.

Kinja managed to chop the rest of my comment - apologies for the length.

First item - black suit - where appropriate - Business. The only time a black suit is appropriate for business is if you're an undertaker or a mafia hitman.

He don't give a fuck.

I like the design. It reminds me of the Bertone Jet.

Uh... this was my DB9

Vader drives an Atom.

So my year was pretty bad – 4 expulsions, about 25 suspensions over 4 years (inc. moi for fighting and smoking). The whole year stuck together really from day one – we all sort of gelled and looked after each other (and there were 120 of us in four classes so it was doubly weird). In our third year (UK – so 14 years…

V8 Vantage with summer tyres. Loaner car while my 9 was in the shop. In the UK - it snowed and I had to get into London for a meeting with my boss who had flown in from the US. All trains shut down and the only option was to drive in. Thank god the motorway was pretty deserted as I made most of the journey sideways…

Try an Aston Martin.

Not sure whether this would fall under your two tone rule.