Only if the cat isn't neutered. 

Then the NBA could return to its business of making deals with the totalitarian government of China

Dude, SAME. I am also aging and chubby, this will be great.

He speared the last captain in the head, so by football laws he inherits the position.

I’m actually enjoying RDO much more than I expected. It’s now become my MMO replacement, playing a couple missions a day just appreciating the slower pace with the slow leveling system. Best part is no subscription.

Reading this, I felt not schadenfreude, not anger, but... sadness. Not for Trump, of course—no, fuck him and his minions with a hydraulic press, and then fire the pulpy leftovers into the sun—but for the country. There are so many profoundly stupid people in this country who have blindly followed him up to now and…

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Med10crity

“Bochy has reached the eleventh power!”

I have a coworker from Milwaukee who still wears his CC Sabathia Brewers jersey to work on casual Friday at least once a month. I’m pretty sure it’s his most prized possession.

You ever play QB in a Super Bowl with half your body broken? No? Shut the entire fuck up. 

Well now I'm guessing he's demanding a state also be named after him

Pretty hard to argue that Vinny is still productive this year. 

Can you dunk in myplayer as an athlete that is able to dunk? Without having to grind VC? It’s been awhile but I very much remember being able to dunk as your myplayer if you were able to, the dunks were just extremely basic.

You don't need to pay cash. You need VC which you can earn through grinding or paying cash. I guess I'm fine with it,  but that's only because I only play My Career and usually when I'm pretty faded, and can squeeze loads of gameplay out of a $60 buy. However if you want to play people online,  you may not feel like…

This is bullshit. I play 2k20. I will not put in a single dollar beyond the purchase price.

A man working alone with two women? He does not approve.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Well at least that will give them a sense of pride and accomplishment 

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”