Man, the NFL players really should have a union.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

I’m a Bears fan, I only drafted kickers

The salary cap is set by the NFL as a way to artificially control costs.

Thanks for commenting, Mr. President!

He was walking rather gingerly, though. 

Hey Shohei. Get behind the plate or get the fuck out.

Do all career .248 hitters get paid that way, or just the ones where you intentionally omit that they are four time all stars? 

Pro-Tip: If you want to increase traffic, don’t call it an Oakland Athletics blog. Say it’s a very early blog about the 2022 Yankees.

I'd be willing to let go too Texas to get the electoral college looking the way I'd want it.

Yeah, it’s not like Tim Apple just invented Thumbs Up out of nowhere.

Guess it depends what kind of soup.  The creamy varieties could get unpleasant.

You gotta switch it up!

I believe the logical conclusion is that AB retires to become a helmet designer, and uses Lavar Ball’s manufacturing connections to go to market.  

train your pancreas, youll be fine :)

Nah... Shirts.

But how will I detoxify various metabolites, synthesize proteins, and produce biochemicals necessary for digestion?!?!

Dibs on your liver.

Also Baron Corbin is in the mix, but please for the love of god let’s not have Baron Corbin win this.

I actually think he would have been a perfect fit for the Knicks, because he isn’t a very good basketball player.