No one splits a double team quite like Moses though. 

But could he dunk a basketball, let alone from the freethrow line?  Get the fuck outta here

I couldn’t help but read this as a basketball starting 5. In which case I definitely like having Buddha coming off of the bench. Seems like he’d have the temperament to be the quintessential 6th man.

So he needs to find a good helmetsmith, is what you’re saying. Someone who handcrafts unique helmets for only the greatest of our football warriors. 

I mean one of them is a threat to every man, woman and child on the planet; while also being the worst President we have ever had.

I can’t even begin to express how important voting is, particularly voting in every election.

But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

Many girls were upset at the impossible standards Coach Meat set, offering only moderate praise for a .667 batting average.