I work for a small town newspaper. People get real mad when i don’t let them use fake quotes in their letters to the editors.

One of the first I got was about the Communist Rules for Revolution that don’t actually exist in the context people claim they do.  

3/4 of which need to be dragged to the polls on Election Day. 

Most Americans opposed to single payer are from Europe or Canada.

“They have to, and also—and you’re not allowed to take drugs, you’re in the military, you’re not allowed to take any drugs, you take an aspirin... and they have to, after the operation, they have to, they have no choice, they have to. You would actually have to break rules and regulations to have that.”

If an infant dies of an easily treatable disease, but its parents are poor, does a conservative shed a tear? Certainly not.

Or at least all their expensive shit should get vandalized

That Lenin quote was, of course, completely fabricated by a PR firm in a 1949 publication entitled “The Voluntary Way is the American Way,” helpfully subtitled, “Health Insurance - Compulsory or Voluntary?”

Conservative Groups and Big Pharma

Thank you so much for this great life-hack. 12 years ago or so I’d come to lifehacker for tips on GTD (and that whole cult), new software and tools, psychological hacks for better productivity, etc.

It’s obvious to some, but even on Kinja right now, there’s some idiot talking about how we should thank for them, for paying the taxes that they do and for “creating jobs”.

Rich worshipers should be next in line for the guillotine.

Him and most of Alabama with the exception of Saban.

In the eyes of conservative morons, getting excellent health care for our taxes, like the civilized world, is bad and subsidizing already wealthy billionaires with our taxes while they deny us health care is good.

“WE APPLAUD PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR FIGHTING TO MAKE US EVEN MORE WEALTHY AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR LIVES”

Ah, the desperate throes of the industrial medical machine.

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

The Mueller investigation was just an inquiry by the DOJ into a very narrow set of crimes. She was handed 4 crimes and won’t even push for the unredacted report. Just lets blatant obstruction fly, they even mocked her about it in person.

“I don’t want to see him impeached, I want to see him in prison,” Pelosi said,

They also did it with the housing collapse and healthcare, move forward, reward the perpetrators, tell us we must move forward and work with the enemy.

“I don’t want to see him impeached, I want to see him in prison,”

I wasn’t paying attention back then, but apparently she did the exact same thing with Bush when the Democrats won the house from his second term. “Impeachment is off the table!”