Fool me once shame on you. Fool me 14 times, shame on me.

fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.

because the waitstaff is taking too fucking long to clean up the table

that show was anything but “brilliant.” Amazing that they changed nothing after the first season when they fired the showrunner. It was the exact same “Tell me, don’t show me” bullshit. So boring, and incessent completely unrealistic dialogues. 

so? don’t you want something new in a movie adaptation? if it’s just a visual copy of the book, what’s the point?

no

I won’t stand for any Mangler or Graveyard shift slander. GTFO with this shit. Those (along with Sometime they come back, Lawnmower Man, and Children of the Cord) are what Stephen King movies are supposed to be.

lol. this is funnier than if this exact same blog was written word for word as satire.

ITs aBoUt tHe iNTegrIty Of meRMaId cUlTure!!!

we don’t know, because he’s too big of a puss to write about it.

so glad we have this blog to show us tweets.

tldr: “Daddy Issues”

that means he’s fucking another guy. sorry you had to find out this way.

who are you talking to?

It’s like if Coca-Cola said “starting on May 23, we’re going to start selling cans of frogs instead. From that day on, when you open a can of Coke, there will be a live frog inside it,” and then Pepsi waited until May 23 and quietly started selling cans of snakes. Everyone would be so stunned that Coke actually went…

So cute how Kotaku has become a blog that reviews Game Previews from real game journalist sites, because all Game Developers have banned them from previews copies for being unethical assholes.

she clearly cites other opinion pieces from The Root as evidence to this claim.

Now let us go through your blog-drafts files and judge you on things you didn’t publish.