ironic that this blog is a rewrite of a rewrite of a rewrite of someone’s actual reporting...

Applebees is fine. best of the chains.

Nintendo, the Skyline authors, ItsSimonTime, and llIllIIIlII1 did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

Scapegoat. I don’t think this word means what you think it means.

hmmm, what 2 significant things make RDJ/TH different from Ortega?

OH NO. don’t hurt the feewings of the wittle baby witers!!

HEADLINE: AV Club Exclusive interviews with Hollywoord writers!

pssst. you work for a company that shut down comments on its “popular” sports blog, permanently, because its editor is a oversensitive drama-queen scab.

these are games, not reasons

its a damn joke, you humorless twat

thats ok, jokes clearly fail the blogger

how does a 2023 video game blogger think this is news? every ps4 game since 2013  has required a full game install from the disk.

Webster’s Dictionary defines “dumb” as THIS.

Not Pictured: anyone on internet “freaking out”

looks like the lib-bots already replied with all the published talking points. carry on with your enjoyment of celebs talking about leaving twitter . . . on twitter.

so brave of you to take down those strawmen you created. 

the citations used here are WILD:

Maybe don’t run out into the middle of the course, getting in people’s way, to high-5 your pal? people train all year for this, they don’t want to play frogger at mile 14.

don’t you mean Mommy and Daddy cancelled their subscription?

i guess we’ve reached the age where GenZ headline bloggers don’t know what it means to be “Rick Roll’d”