Trunk boy.

Okay.

Old man yells at clod.

Welcome to Hamsterdam!

Not me. I can’t think of a single passenger I have ever carried I would trust to drive this car.

Big fucking deal. Gerald Ford was the first President from outside the animal kingdom. He was an animated fern with a symbiotic fungal toupee.

Unfortunately, the place it went still isn’t good. 

“Audi engine bays are tighter than a college freshman girl’s ................................................frat party dress “ 

“trading away my TJ”

The Corvette kept its composure even with mid-corner gear changes, so smooth were the shifts that they surely must have been lubricated by purist tears.

also made this one 

Those are all chock-diddily-full of win, Torch-a-rino.

Omg you get me!

I can’t have enough of this. I’m only sad that this kind of comedy gold is fueled by some of the worst feelings the worst kind of people can feel.

Science teacher at a fundamentalist Christian school?

I’m Team Leaf.

African or European?

Which one, dog or bus?

Porsche has a prancing horse in their logo too...