So mind boggling that is come all the way back around to awesome. Batman, your next ride is here.

His mechanic may have a cool name and some Talon-t for Wren-ching, but his pricing acumen doesn't Shrike me as accurate. Sorry, I just can't Swallow that price.

There are better ways ([jalopnik.com]) to "Not Fix Your Car".

It looks... happy! Like a Lab romping in the snow. Love it!

How'd you like to be a Fun Auntie to my 4 kids? (I want some candy and M3 rides too!!)

F&*@ing Nibbles... that WAS an Explorer Eddie Bauer (as to the left... hopefully).

Explorer Eddie Bauer edition. NO. CLUE. WHY.

Meh. Bonus points for Catrinel, but other than those three seconds of "Ooh, that's *her*!", meh. They were right to now show it, but not because it's "too hot".

*gasp* The Tesla Roadster IS an iCar!!

In front of nuns? Geez, what kind of perv do you think I am?

Fapping in front of nuns FTW! This would be a hoot as a daily driver, and would be some terror at HPDEs. I'mma say NP.

This is all well and good, but I'm still holding out until the EEstor comes along. #kindatrolling #kindastillhopeful

LIES! After Elon's divorce that would mean Chuck Norris' Tesla would have been 50% depleted.

Chuck Norris won't allow his Tesla's battery to brick. #correction

But is that F1-style LED array brake light really necessary? Does it fit in? I think "no", in both cases. It looks tacked-on. If you want to highlight the F1 technology in this, there are probably much, much cleaner ways to do it.

Chuck Norris doesn't start a car's engine, he just doesn't let it rest anymore.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he allows the scenery to roll along underneath his vehicle.

How can anyone call this Texan? This just SCREAMS "douche rapper from LA". If it was from Texas, it would be utilitarian in the extreme. This? It's a metrosexual trying to look utilitarian to other metrosexuals. This isn't just a crack pipe... it's a friggin' Columbian cocaine sub.

Cutest 4WD drift!

I suppose I'd become such if I pointed out that spelling != grammar.... #itsatrap!