Obvious crackpipe is obvious. Trolling graverobber is trolling.

Are they going to get big backpacks and sew Canadian flags on them an hitchhike through Europe?

Is the van rockin'? -> No -> Does it say "Free Candy" on it anywhere? -> Yes -> RUN

Could be helpful in SoCal for HOV lanes... does the 2nd passenger have to be human?

The M sub-brand has certainly been either expanded or watered down, depending on your personal point of view. Whether that constitutes "ruining" M will be a matter of whether you simply harbour a personal fantasy of a chance to hoon whichever M vehicle is the halo vehicle of the brand for you, or simply bitch and…

...in which case it would make for an AWESOME donor for a tube-frame project car. WOOT!

"Cut down in its prime"?? Oh, please, save the drama for your hairdresser. While unquestionably lust-worthy and beautiful, it's a machine, and machines can be fixed. Especially rare, highly expensive machines owned by people with questionable driving skills but deep pockets who can afford to fix them.

If a car is nearly as old as I am, it's got to be damned special to command any price at or above four figures. A very nice, respectable crack pipe.

Cookie Monster? Perhaps if he fronted a speed death metal band called Cervix Flame Front.

I'd rather have that mustache than the VW. (Although, I could always *sell* the VW... hmm...)

Our only mistake was letting you know of our power. Caturday is coming, bitches.

Have you not met Toyota Trucks?

Biiiiiiiiiig difference between a car enthusiast and a car collector.

I can't see the video (thanks, Canada-hating uploader), but the product placement can't be any worse than what Hyundai's done in Leverage (at least in the first two seasons).

#HOTD nomination seconded! Now I'm thinking that my Accent (mechanically indistinguishable from that hooning Kia) might have way more hoonability than I ever suspected!

True story: I was driving home from work and ended up behind a black Jeep that had one of those "It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't get it" stickers on it. Problem was, it was a Compass. In other words, they didn't "get it" either.

And lo, the Big Apple was sandblasted by His Noodly Appendage. Ramen!

I've seen a bright yellow Sera cruising the highways around my home. No way in hell they paid as little as this person is asking, but it probably didn't come over as "parts". Were it not for the title issue, it'd be a NP. As-is, where-is, CP.

Never did finish that book...

Playing Pac-Man - you're doing it WRONG.