Why so much CP, everyone? You don't think you can get $2400 worth of hooning out of this? C'mon, FWD DIY Ute FTW!

How much is a testicle worth? I've got all the kids I need, I'd be willing to give up one or both of them for a ball of cash. (See what I did there?)

OH HAI! IM UR BOOT!!

CP? More like "Swiftly move your way into divorce court with a single easy payment of only $4100! Act now, limited stock!!"

I presume that before he Skyped the destruction to Cal that he took the liberty of moving the hell out and ensuring Cal knew the location of absolutely nothing he holds dear.

Point is, money said "ooh, shiny!", the man said "nuh-uh", and money said "WANT SHINY", and the man said "OK, but you can't drive it too much", and money said "I LUVS MY SHINY-SHINY THAT I GOTS AN YOU DON'T".

Today, perhaps, but originally new legislation was required, the "Show and Display" law that got passed for Bill Gates and Paul Allen.

Stall much, mate? Geez, he was harder on his starter than the car he was parking on.

Those were SO. FRICKIN. COOL.

Porsche 959. Technically unsurpassed in its time, but to get one (in the US, at least) you had to be rich enough to lobby for new legislation to let you have one. If that's not money talkin', I don't know what is.

I'm so very tempted... but I know my mileage would immediately plummet. >:)

At the right price, WANT. Even if the top of my iPhone will become superchilled in summer or baked in winter (my vents are right above my DIN slots).

$1900 isn't bad, and it does at least have a row-your-own. While not speaking in Owen Wilson's voice may be a forgivable sin, having a distinct lack of V8 roar when you step on it leaves it sucking crack pipe... unless the seller throws in a Soundracer V8.

Ditto, but Canada. It's kind of galling knowing that it would be more effective supporting a US initiative because it would then force a Canadian equivalent, but I can't support any US initiative because I'm not a US resident/citizen. Argh.

Hiatus? Bah. Do what is being done with NPOCP - put the onus on the Jalops to come up with them. That takes a significant amount of onus off of the editors, yet they reap the benefit of using everyone else's creativity (as will the readers, too).

Why wasn't THIS a Hoon Of The Day?? Now I want to troll Kijiji for an old 240SX...

Least relevant QOTD ever.

Insert "for $19k I could get a mint X or Y that is only Z years old" comment here (A.K.A. crack pipe).

I bet it corners like it has rails.

What, you give him that much credit? I'm betting marine plywood topped off with some MDF. Or maybe just reinforced concrete on some steel roofing. Point is, I call no-way on slate (or any natural rock).