I'MMA EAT MAH THUMB!!

Oh mon dieu! Ca, c'est magnifique! JE VEUX (sans des pneus d'hiver - on faire beaucoup de la hoon!)!!

Oh, I'm not disagreeing on that count at ALL. No no no no no. Just look at Ms. Hilton and see how far she took pink. Ugh. No, I was just thinking that a single matte emblem does not a theme make. Not sure what else I'd do to complete it, but as-is it's not enough.

Not to mention all-season tires of today are undoubtedly better than what they had. Just drive to what conditions dictate, watch out for those that don't, and know spring is coming.

I learned this the hard way last year - start preparing for winter in the summer. How's that, you may ask? If you tend to be a lazy ass with no spare time (like myself) and go to one of these no-appointment drive-in oil change places, do NOT let them fill up your windshield washer fluid. Because they will put in…

Nailed it.

You may wear the King of Lulz hat today. AWESOME.

Looks like I'm not alone here in appreciating Bieb's CTS-V. The doors are a bit much, but I'm digging the matte black treatment. And I think the only thing you can say about the Batman theme is that it was under-Batmanized; either go for glory, or stay home. One emblem != Batman theme. Still, I dig it.

...winning a pissing contest against a fan.

Oooh, so close. Had it been a row-your-own, I'd have NP'd it. Sadly, this one's labeled with P-R-N-D-L-CP.

Agreed, a battery kill switch would work. Regardless, the amount of gas (argon, C02, or otherwise) released to kill a motor is a lot less than what's emitted by the tires here! Call it a net savings. :)

See, THAT I can understand - a real, honest, utilitarian purpose for having one. But to bling it out with chrome and cruise back and forth to the mall? Puh-lease.

He should be banned. Lifetime? Well, maybe not. But doing what he did, he's lucky he wasn't arrested for assault with a motor vehicle.

Cardboard? The hell with that. I'm taking that PDF to my local canvas shop and making an INFLATABLE version!!!

Awww... I was hoping you'd get your monitor...

OK, you're right... he didn't ruin an awesome vehicle. I'll concede that point. But I have no idea why a civilian would want to buy an H1... but I'll concede I'm not exactly part of their target market.

I will grant you that, HOWEVER, were it not for the civilianization of the H1, the H2 (and the whole brand) never would have even started.

I welcome the change. In a few years, everything will be controlled by touch screen. And then I will sell adhesive knobs to stick on your touch screen to operate said touch screen via said knob. And I will get all the monies and I will WIN.

Uh, how flexible are you?

I nominate Arnold Schwarzenegger for the Hummer H1. He took a military vehicle, customized it (via direct factory request) into a civilian vehicle, and thus enabled untold thousands of douchebags waste even more space on our highways and parking lots. Bravo, sir.