They were too busy working on today's hangovers.

Trademark? Bah. You just need to be first-to-market... with the T-shirt.

Reverse: blood orange mimosa hangovers are brutal.

Go NyQuil!

It honestly isn't that much of a gripe, I was trying (and apparently failing) to draw a comparison between what Mini is doing and the seemingly never-ending microvariants that Porsche keeps pumping out. My follow-up was simply pointing out that while the original had "several different engine packages", as you…

Yes. YES. Because it's all about micronutrients... and the antibacterial effects of alcohol. It's the perfect food.

...and this Mini has how many engines? Two?

Lincoln MKZ? More like Lincoln BBQ.

The key words were "blood orange mimosas". If you've never seen a blood orange, it's got a lot of red in the flesh, making for an extremely deep orange colour.

Isn't it obvious? BMW has taken a British icon and gone all Porsche all over it. Sure, there's only 6 variants now, but in another 10 years? You'll have to take your shoes off to count them all.

With a left pedal, this thing might do some serious rock crawling! Rock crawling taxi, anyone?

"Quick, honey, the Tru 140S start-up is happening in two minutes! I gotta be there!"

Now why would they go and present a Suzuki X90 with a body kit as a "concept"?

What about that old Pontiac marketing line, "wider is better"?

How about this: the car makers can present/show anything they like, and display as much information as they want, but aren't allowed to have anyone actually staff their displays (other than on-site security, which would be supplied by the venue). Invite the enthusiast/owner clubs for each make to attend for free, so…

How fast can they run before their frame rails get bent?

I believe that was "Transparent Aluminum". Although he did have to enter it via keyboard (how quaint), so perhaps that was a typo.

I tried ordering off bestbuy.ca (being up here in America's fine, fine hat) a couple days ago. I found my item, put it in my shopping cart, hit the "check out" button, and then waited. No, not server lag, they actually stuck me in what they said was a "CHECK OUT WAITING ROOM". I sh*t you not.

Wild Thing,

Everyone knows that if you want to write off a car, ice just doesn't cut it. You just drive by a pelican.