Isn't milk loaded with deadly dihydrogen monoxide???

Pfft. I didn't see any flames. Some competition...

In general, I'd wholly agree. However, when I got my current vehicle I wanted to get a pair. Only because a light blue 4-door Hyundai Accent would look totally ridiculous with a pair of truck nuts. Especially in bright blue.

Dull, beige vehicles... inattentive teen drivers... coincidence, or causal?

You don't grasp 7,000,000 Nm of torque... it grasps you! (And the building you're sitting in.)

That is so full of win they couldn't keep the heads on it. DO WANT.

That would be very cool, but if you want big, you want a Wärtsilä-Sulzer RTA96-C.

Table win, wine rack fail! The bottles should be stored in such a way as to keep the corks wet. In this case that could have looked really cool - wine bottles as pistons. Still, 9/10 for a good table that's functional in two ways.

The man in those pictures is not MacGyver. MacGyver is young, strong... not a middle aged, greying putz waiting for AAA to come tow his car. That's just Richard Dean Anderson. No memories of my youth shattered here.