The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

This is how you need to approach your consumer electronics in the age of having children.

There’s always the next game, except when there isn’t.

you go to a junior collenge

I think we just did... :(

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

eye-surgeon at 11:12pm reminds us of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

At 11:14pm MrMojoIsMojo gives a bit longer of a routine

Hey how’s everybody doing I hope everyone’s doing great. Some folks wrote some comedy comments so I want to make sure that their comedic talents are fully appreciated by everyone at Jalopnik so I’ll start up a thread to give out some cheers and some jeers.

“Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.”

If he were a child of the 80’s, he would have known to just time a jab to the midsection on the third hop of the bull charge for an easy KO win.