What was I doing in your office bathroom mirror?

Renault asked if they could take FCA in to their personal mechanic/accountant to be checked out before the deal.

“Her vagina hang like sleeve of wizard.”

He’s probably planning on hosting Redneckwood.

Dear Penthouse

More likely the other way around.

This is like David Tracy with a budget.

WAY TO SPOIL THE CASK OF AMONTILLADO FOR ME, BRO. Hey, you wanna be friends?

I can't believe he managed to speed

“How far are you going?” I told them I’d just driven to Utah, and was on my way back to Troy, Michigan.

Best “OMG Did You See That? And That? Did He Just? He Did! Could Someone Ask That Lady 3 Rows Down To Stop Crying? And The Dude Next To Me To Stop Bouncing Around In His Seat? Duuuuuude, Did You See That? I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying.”

Performance SUVs are for street racing against people who don’t know they’re in a race.

Lightweighting your wallet. 

I get the faintest feeling that their road map to success for this was firmly rooted in Fortnite-esque games. SUPER massive appeal, F2P, competitive yet loose enough to downplay latency issues.

Every compact crossover thing under a sheet = a big hatchback on stilts

If you really wanna get technical...

A major political grievance, at least here in the United States, is the concept of income inequality and how some people get it without working much while everyone else makes $7-10/hr working shitty jobs and double shifts and unable to get ahead; an entire political party is…

All those other schools are doing the exact same thing. “Who cares?” Tell that to the hundreds/thousands of disadvantaged children who can’t even get a foot in the door because of dumb assholes like Kushner who have Daddy to cover for them. You should care because this is how kleptocracies are formed.

Lol. I know right?

I’ve owned 3 performance cars with severe problems but my wife’s TDI and GTI have both been bulletproof (except the TDI farting out Prius poison and the GTI randomly telling us that Feature X (it doesn’t have) is non-functional)

I think the more people you kill, the higher your star rating. At least until you hide from the police for 15 minutes.