Hey, do you know how to piss off a Californo Greenie? Tell ‘em that Texas (and Iowa, oddly) are FAR ahead on sustainable energy by focusing more on wind resources.

With no union or other method for collectively communicating with executives, employees were left with nothing but whispers. As November turned into December and the new year came, all they could do was wait.

Fun fact: the SuperSonics were named after Boeing’s SST Project (based just outside of Seattle), and one of the planes that was being developed during that project, the XB-70, was tested over Oklahoma City. Makes you wonder if they moved the team somewhere else would they try to find some other plane themed…

“B-b-but what about the Tupolev Tu-144?”

Dunno. Most of the “M Badged” BMW SUV drivers I see seem more into the Brazilian Wax process...

“while crude, uncultured performance SUVs are doing hard pulls out of strip mall parking lots”

I caught this insta-karma on my dashcam here in Chicago a few months ago:

I’m guilty of blocking assholes like this in my semi quite often. 

DO YOU BRING HOME $300 A MONTH? YOU QUALIFY!

Yeah, a few grand didn’t make much difference when I got my 15-year adjustable-rate loan for my F-250 King Ranch.

Well, maybe he died quietly, like my grandpa.  Not screaming like the other passengers in the car.

Rudder comes stuck hard to port.

Pardon me, but do you have any yellow mustard?

I think they will survive.

Riding more than 100 miles is an extreme case?... BMW riders are laughing in their Aerostitches..

If I had ignored all the words and just based my understanding of this story solely on the video clips, I would have concluded that it was about volleyball.

It’s going to be a real shame when this guy is stuck on the Suns or Pelicans for the rest of eternity. 

#5 is a dummy - you don’t have to actually jump as high as the guy in the game, you just step off the power pad and then back on

He needs to market a new erectile disfunction drug for old dudes branded “Dick Vitality.”