I remember that Johnny Carson every so often would tell a snarky Fred Rogers joke. Until Rogers appeared on his program. I happened to catch it the night it ran, and you could tell inside of a minute that Carson was absolutely charmed and impressed by him. After that, I never heard a Fred Rogers joke on the Tonight…

I am going to watch this in my living room by myself because I’m one of those kids from the 70s who was basically raised by Mister Rogers and I can’t imagine watching something like this around other people.

Nissan Rogues, Toaster Cars (Soul, xB, Element, Cube) and anything made by Chrysler. Bonus Points if it’s tan, plum purple, or any variation of lime green. edit: brief shout-out to Civic and Corolla drivers who have perma-highbeams.

I don’t know how many times I’ve muttered “How’d I know that would happen” under my helmet but its A LOT.

20 year old me: I want to daily a 350Z

It’s worth remembering that this movie was released less than a year before 9/11. The 90s had just ended, Y2K turned out to be a big bust, and we’d just elected a 55-year-old version of Seann William Scott to the White House. Nothing really mattered, so this movie was the perfect sort of brainless entertainment the…

If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

Gin tastes like used Christmas Tree water.

No, as a several time rider, you know the reality of risk, you ride, you win. Motor sports are dangerous, as written on the back of every ticket to every event.

Now tell us your opinion on which Truck logo Calvin should be pissing on?

Which craft beer is your favorite?

What other things do you like before they were cool?


You’re on a edgy hotstreak! Keep it going man!

I thought bumper stocks were banned.

Nothing worse than getting stuck behind that guy at the drag strip as he tries to hypermile and get into 7mpgs.

That’s a common but sad viewpoint on what they’ve done over the years.

Never gets old:

you mean like ford having to shut its production line down on its cash cow because they relied on a single supplier?

Don’t be. I excitedly explained it to my wife, and she just rolled her eyes.

I’m 78 stars short of the record. And it’s not like I linked directly to the comment.

You already have 4000 stars. Greedy motherfucker.

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