Don’t you just find the closest garage, drive into it, and get a fresh new paint job? I thought that’s how it works

Well I’ll be damned. Just hoping it’s not AutopilotCross.

...and even then, after fucking it up the first time, they might be able to find a timeless Italian prestige brand to be hooked up with...but they’d fuck that too...

If only Harley had a sub-brand that would be interesting to the youths...Maybe one that sells sport bikes, and stuff that isn’t just wannabe choppers for the middle manager who needs something loud enough to make him feel better about his ED, but whose wife won’t let him spend enough money to buy a Vette, or build a…

At least with the plant in Thailand, the bikes can actually be assembled where the parts are made.

Do they change gears automatically, so you don’t have to change gears manually?

I LIKED THIS SHOW UNTIL THEY HIRED GIRLS TO WRITE ON IT GIRLS ARE ICKY AND GROSS AND WON’T DATE ME PLEASE SOMEBODY INVITE ME OUT OF MY MOM’S BASEMENT

Works for motorcycles too.

Le Chiffre has apparently quit the evil villain game to become a major league pitcher.

so you’re just a dick

Oh he’s one of those guys... gotcha

In highschool, a few of us figured out that intel display adapters in our cheap POS towers had a keystroke to change from portrait to landscape, and even 180 degrees landscape. Setting a desktop background as an upsidedown screenshot of a normal deskstop, and then flipping the monitor’s rotation was a common prank.

Hard times we’re livin’...

I bet that armored truck driver is on the brink of getting fired.

+1 if you happen to be on this road in an Odessey with the vacuum cleaner.

Yep, looks like a custom build. I have a Camry, but if I wanted a homebrew Ute I think I’d use my other car.

No they don’t. No one prefers cutting off half the view.

My Wife lucked into a free ticket to the event. She told me she thought it was going to be a dirt-bike race.

Casey Stoner is probably the only rider in the world who could run with him consistently.