Huh, I was just going to go with the peasant who owned the Jeep offended Fancy Kristen by looking in her general direction. So, she ordered a missile strike from her submarine. Your version works too though.

Oh God. My family has a recipe (that will die with my parents’ generation) that includes, and I kid not: lime Jello, pecans, canned pineapple, cream cheese, and celery. WTF.

When I got older, I soon realized why my mom made that pie only once a year. I made it for my SO’s mother and she asked what was in it, and I wanted to say “Eggs and heart disease.”

Right. It would have been 11 qts of oil...

You’d have figured Mercedes would have had a little more available. Maybe an onboard performance recorder or something. The 60/40 split of the track and driver just makes it rough with the A-pillar in there.

Oh well, even I’ve had to do a bit of learning on the fly, usually after the fact. Video below for example, I…

That camera angle tho...

“what life with the 10spd is like.”
You’ll finally be able to get shift profiles* like you hear in the street racing movies.

*I also have never heard that term used before/not a real thing

What does that front splitter do to a shin at 45 mph?

Is the Expedition big enough for families who say they have kids, but in reality only have a 15lb baby?  

Will they add Line Lock to the Expedition? Asking for a friend.

If you spot a black Charger, how many hub caps will fly off?

I’m a Toyota Fanboi so factor that in, but the ‘98 4Runner 4x4 I daily drive just passed 352,000 miles on its original engine, trans & transfer-case (and still running off of the factory charge of refrigerant in the A/C system). Radio, electronics, window motors, sensors, even catalytic converter... all original.…

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

Not brown. Doesn’t count. Go back and try again.

I think their point was more: “this is a technology company that makes a semi-autonomous electric car that can do 260 miles on a charge, they should be able to make a fucking iPad work.”

I’m interested in your next comment. Hoping for something along the line of “Huh. I’ll be damned. I stand corrected.” Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem fashionable to concede admissions like that these days: Digging in of heels and giving no quarter is more likely.

Should we bury trees too?

I will be on a MFin’ Ural the day I can’t comfortably handle two wheels anymore. Or this:

I didn’t mean two in the back INSTEAD of the front. :)