You need to try associative training.

Whenever you crave sugar, drop a kettlebell on your foot.

Soon you’ll stop craving kettlebells!

Yeah, I got that. But since you’re just the 50th person to explain to me that the whole “modesty sheet” thing that I fucking saw in a theology class movie a decade ago is false, I’ll take the bait.

Peter (the author) probably ran over there as fast as his little legs could take him! He left out that detail.. lol

Chevy SS, it has 430 hp and it flys under the radar. The police would be looking for a Malibu.

t’s a vinyl bra, so the button on your jeans doesn’t scratch the paint. Also you tuck the bill of your hat into the top so you can put it on after you take your helmet off. We had lots of Rad hair in the 90's so as soon as a helmet came off, a hat must go on.

Did you mean the only racing game on Mac?

I don’t understand how this was able to happen. I used to be in fabrication. I would personally do hardness tests on the material. We know that the supplier screws up, or tries to fuck you by passing along out of spec stock as good, and we also know our purchaser screws up, trying to save a buck usually, or buying the…

Nope have to go to one of those big box stores to get that for now.

Yeah the only stuff I buy from Harbor Freight is stuff I need for, like, a single project. It usually lasts that long at least.

We’ve reached a point where even cars are being built out of the cheapest pot metal available. How long until I can buy a $500 disposable Honda at Harbor Freight?

So Kobe wasn’t massaging the steel every day?

I believe these were selling for a premium above and beyond their unheard-of (for the time) MSRP when new. It would have been obvious that the car could fetch significantly more in the future if you could afford to stash one away (see unheard-of price mentioned previously).

DadJokes are BestJokes.

How?

Of course not. It’s a car.

This will more than likely be the last time Mitsubishi extends an invitation to Jalopnik for a hands on review.

Hilarious you think Turismo is a better sim than Forza.

One of my favorite memories racing online in Forza 4 was a race on the Nurburgring, when a couple players in the lobby chose Hummers at the last second. Usually that meant griefers, but these guys ran a clean race and were somehow even fun to dice with. I was so pleasantly surprised that I sent them a message after…