I’m always amazed when I read about how fast some folks have burnt up clutches. My first TDI went 220k on its original clutch, and when I sold the car it was still tight.

Death match? It will be interesting to see who comes out as the top dog. I’m sure most of these companies will fold when they fall behind or bought out if they excel but who will be the Blu-Ray of the bunch and who will be the HD-DVD’s.

It’s more a case of you shouldn’t marry her until the divorce from her first husband is final.

“We’ve revolutionized automotive supply chains by simply ignoring contracts we don’t want to fulfill. While other traditional car companies are dragged down by their business agreements, we are able to react to market demand unburdened by contractual obligations.”

do I have to paint my car white?? Or do I just need to buy a black Ariel???

Comment 1: Did he just do the sign-of-the-cross at the 53 second mark? You aren’t shooting the game winning free-throw bud.

Let this mustachioed dad teach you the wonders of the drag Maxima

WE KNEW IT HAD TO BE RACISM! GOOD JOB DANJMO! ONLY 10 MORE STARS TO REACH SJW LEVEL 12!

Wait, Alanis got to wear a Kevin Schwantz helmet?!?

As a landlord who has had tenants dig fire pits and allow a dog to dig up most of their yard I want to kick you in the gonads. My tenants promised that they would fix the damage when they left. This was three months before end of lease. Their ‘fix’ was to toss grass seed in the holes and leave. They didn’t understand…

I was looking forward to some tasty jumping action like this one in Minnesota:

I’ll be honest, I kinda want to jump it.

I can see it now.

One witness, Greg Phillips, told the paper he saw a motorcyclist crash when the road buckled.

The Duke boys would use that to lose Roscoe.

Plot twist, it ends up towing the Raptor home at 40 mph.

I don’t know of anybody who went through as much as you did with a vehicle, David. Your persistence certainly paid off. You deserve to have some fun now.