3girlknip
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3girlknip

True that. And hey, any beer is good, if you’re drinking it with the right people - I’ll take an esky full of cheap lager with good friends, over drinking some finely-crafted microbrew with beer snobs any day.

Why oh why couldn’t Charlie have bathed in the healing waters of Lake Minnetonka?

“fuck yo couch” is the Number 1 comedy moment of my life I think. I can’t think of anything where I laughed harder and longer. Like many of us, my friends and I got YEARS of entertainment from those Rick James/Prince Chappelle/Charlie murphy bits.

Game. Cancer.

Hopefully he gets a basketball rematch with Prince.

Charlie Murphy walks up to the Pearly Gates and as he enters, feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and take a blow to the forehead.

I reallllllly wanted to just live in that small Kansas town until I fixed it, so I could drive it in, but Freddy wasn’t having it.

I’m fixing it in Moab, and then off-roading it.

I want to drive it home, but Patrick won’t let me. I think my coworkers legitimately think I’m ill.

A Jeep so janky, scientists are still discovering new means of failure.

It’s been a very clever tick melding immigrants and illegal immigrants into one persecuted, innocent group.

WHOA!!! WHOA!!! ASSHOLE ALERT!!! Disagreeing with the Leftist Narrative, well fuck buddy, I don’t care what you have accomplished in life, this means that you are evil. And as long as someone agrees with that narrative, we can forgive them of any sins, you know, even multiple rapes and sexual assaults, shit, you can

It’s a Beetle test mule.

Remove and replace motor, Continue to drive

I wonder what’s on Lanesplitter today? Hmm, three motorcycle crashes, two of which were not the fault of the rider. Way to go. Nothing about Chad Reed’s stunt in St Louis, no reviews on bikes or gear, nothing but crashes.

From the lead picture, unless you’ve got an entire MAC truck worth of tools in the bed it looks like you’re way over 10% tongue load.

I bet that CEO is a terrible driver; they all are.

No I’m sorry. That’s a line from buck rogers. But I love those planes. I’m mean,I was in the navy but not flying.

Strange aircraft, they crash a lot (Yemen, yeah man) and took about 40 years to develop, and you thought the F35 has a long rollout.

This is your first kid, isn’t it?