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That really gets me.

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

An old-school refrigerator?

VanHalen would like a word with you; From Alberta to Baja,

The SMOD issue is an easy enough fix, but yeah, it’s worth investigating when looking at these. Or, you know, get a manual one and avoid the problem entirely.

aAnnnnnddddd....

Any plans for a tune?

I love my GTI....I would have especially loved driving my GTI at 17, but that would probably not been the wisest decision.

Are you lost?

Anybody remember Tucows?

This is why North Korea shouldn’t contract spies off of Craigslist. This was what was supposed to be stolen:

Every track, every turn 1. Every. Fucking. Time!!! (to be fair, it’s turn 2 at Le Mans)

I’m guessing Nissan would be shitting the bed wanting to do this. Their fleet of GT-R’s, the cars that appear to do complete the Nordschleife effortlessly, would probably all finish and finish well. Whereas the ZR1's and Z06's that appear to be on the brink of control loss would all be corralled in the Brünnchen

What sort of nonsense is this? I’m curious about how various cars measure up against one another on one of the most famous tracks in the world.

Exactly. There are about 1.2 billion of these things in Seattle & Portland. 

I AM OUTRAGED! OUTRAGED I SAY!

A Sheriff’s department deputy wasn’t entirely certain a crime has been committed, and stated: “If we are looking into something, we need a victim. We don’t have a victim.”

Unless there is something in the books providing specific vertical guidance, I think “driving on the highway” is pretty much out. Otherwise, there are a lot of planes “on” the highway at any given point as well.