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I have to ask... why do the average person’s financial decisions nullify Leno’s advice?

I am lusting for an electric one.

It certainly is unethical to remove parts from cars before selling them! How can Jalopnik readers be outraged by this

Dan Bilzarian does it every weekend.

I saw a Grom on Craigslist for $3,100. I also saw a 2004 Ducati Multistrada for $3,500. WTH??? I know the front end of the duc only a Pierre could love but jeez!

So you can’t lock your keys in the car.

In most vag items,that will not work. If i hold the door open and hit the lock button,all the locks try to lock then unlock when it senses that door is not closed. Idk why this is the case,but it is.

Man, you left us hanging for a second on that one. I was hoping that “something” would be more exotic, like a can of shaving cream with dino embryos inside...

In my darker moments, stuff like this makes me want to put a little burner phone connected to plastique and an explosive charge under my car’s gas tank. Y’know, as a little “How d’you do” to thieving thieves.

He has changed quite a bit, if this picture of him and a friend from his big-spending heyday is anything to go by.

What are we, savages?

I’m good if that happens. I’ll be rolling in my 65 Ford falcon wagon. And hope the rear quarter glass panes don’t break because good luck finding a replacement in the apocalypse

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there are no reports from U.S. law enforcement that indicate the device has been used to steal a car on this side of the pond yet.

#1 bestest translation A+++++ would use again.

I imagine most Subarus have decent value on the parts market since a lot of the bits are fairly interchangeable between years and models.

Love... it’s what makes a Subaru.

My wife did, just so she can remind me that I’m her bitch.

There is always this argument about human versus computer decisions. There is no escaping from the fact that computer decisions are more reliable and are the way of the future. Driverless cars are a case in point.

Tbh, I’m pretty sure I have been on 2 of the sections pictured, at speed, in a ‘93 Taurus wagon.