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I saw a preview for this show while semi-delirious with a fever and had a dream that John Mulaney was making a joke about it - "You guys see this Divorce show on HBO? With Sarah Jessica Parker? There's this part where she's like 'why did we grow apart' and he says 'BECAWS YOR A TALKIN HORSE!' A talking horse; yes

She always seemed like someone who's world-famous and never ever let that fame go to her head. I briefly met her at a convention and she seemed genuinely happy to just take photos with fans.

" I thought that I was spec for something great. I got to invent the induction motor, for a while even Thomas and George stopped chewing my
windpipe…"

In my personal headcanon, Gordon Freeman, when he speaks, has a super thick Southern accent.

You might be the only person I've ever seen listing "not going to Xen" as a negative. That game was super tight up until then, but good lord do the wheels fall off in terms of design and basic coding at that point.

I was raised by British immigrants so every time someone mentions the Trump/Pence campaign I internally translate it as the Fart/Penny campaign, and also I'm 10.

I would have loved to have been a fly on that wall. Or WASP, I suppose.

I was referencing Cinderella, Jungle Book and Pete's Dragon as those are the ones I've seen, specifically.

I worked with a guy who was born in South Africa to English-Chinese parents, who married a Black woman from Switzerland and had a kid who I would presume was the most multicultural, multiracial human in existence.

Holy crap that looks so good.

There's a part of me that would like to see what would happen if they announced Mulan would be played by, say, Lupita Nyong'o, and for the internet to try and surmise which kind of racism it is.

And that also, she was both Romy AND Michelle.

I did watch it, and i understand that it's a catchy tune, but it doesn't seem to stick for me.

The game on PS4 is even more boring and that's got Godzilla front and center for almost all of it.

I can't imagine he would pass up the opportunity to mention cankles.

I was not aware that people think that song is an earworm. I had to be reminded twice, just reading this, how it goes.

You should try playing Diablo now. The Reaper of Souls expansion may as well have been called Here, We Fucking Fixed It.

He IS smiling.

HIMYM was pretty famous for having continuity, all joking aside.

Angel hair served in a tam o' shanter.