You prefer President Old Fat Goefry?

My wife and I ruined this show for ourselves when we started counting the slow motion montages backed by music. There were five in this episode alone.

Critics need to be critical, and when the only real thing to complain about is less character development than the reviewer saw in a completely different type of story they feel unfulfilled. Bitching blue balls.

It's indirectly keeping us from getting a Silmarillion based animated series.

It's not too late, you can still quit!

I miss Trace.

You could send them a giant banner that says "I hate Tom Servo's new voice!", just like the last time they changed actors.

Salt shakers on every table?

Tissue damage caused by ice crystals puncturing the cell walls when the moisture in the beef expands during the freezing process.

I do sometimes miss fast food. I quit like 12 years ago, now I found out I can't eat gluten so there's no going back anyway. Pray for me brothers, pray for a miracle.

Hey citizen, what's your boggle?

You are misinformed. The Obama Administration set the rule that ISP's could not sell your data. The Trump Administration reversed that rule and obviously bear 100% of the responsibility.

There's a good deal of laundry starch involved.

French kiss a mako shark.

My gluten allergy is both a blessing and a curse. I can't eat most fast food so I will live longer, but at what cost?

We should decide with a combination Risk & Jeopardy tournament.

Bill Burr is a dumb asshole. Most people hate Trump, accept that most people hate him and stop asking for a safe space.

Making Superman a Klansman would be worse.

Coulson better hope none of the Avengers know anyone who watches CSPAN. "What the shit is my dead friend doing in handcuffs?!?! "

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