Listen, I sometimes watch the re-runs of this show when it comes on USA and there is nothing else on (so I’m an expert), and I’ll bet all the money in my wallet (that is, by the way, very little money) that they’re going to kill the adult children’s mother and by “significant” they mean will have a lasting impression…

“I wish forty-year-old me could tell 17 year-old-me that he turned out to be a total loser.”

Boy, early bloomers seem like the winners but they really aren’t, huh?

I have SOOOO many crushes that I wish I could time travel back to my young self and say girl, trust me, he can’t spell and has the depth of a flat grape soda.

LOL, no... BUT it was his dream to be a lawyer, until he went away to school and discovered that drinking was way more fun than studying. I think he dropped out or was put on academic probation after 1st semester and moved home to his tiny mid-western town and is now a lab tech or something similar.

I have many siblings, most of them older than me, and even more nieces and nephews, and now even some grand-nieces and -nephews. I always tell the “kids” that if I could only have one wish I would go back in time as my current self and talk to my angst-ridden teenage self, just for a few minutes.

k yours is my favourite ending so far bahahahaha FUCK that asshole

I have some excellent advice then: NEVER RENOVATE. Ever. Just let shit get old and out of style, it’ll come back in someday and you can call it vintage/retro/antique and make huge dollars.

Her room was AMAZING. I immediately made a comment to my husband about how much I loved the wall as we were watching it.

Farewell Ms. Franklin. You had a wonderful voice that crossed genres and time.

There are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.

It’s def very southern.

DID THEY ENJOY IT?

Nope, I’m from PA. I learned it from The League.

I had not heard that before and looked for it after reading your comment. That is wonderful music. Thanks for the recommendation:

I believe you mean "out-kicking his coverage." I'm not even a football person, but the implication is pretty obvious.

Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl. 

God his presidency feel so like Camelot at this point.

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.