Has Sarah Jessica Parker ever cooked a meal in her life? Stoves have burners, not ovens.

Everyone’s real thought: Maybe they’re getting divorced.

Jaxton. JAXTON?! No to that.

Some friends and I were talking about this movie and what’s hilarious to me now that I’m a mom is the idea that I would be OK with never seeing one of my children again for the rest of his/her life. “Like OK, let’s split them up. They’re twins so it’s like they’re the same person. You get this one and I’ll take that…

Katrina II: The Legend of FEMA’s Gold.

And Topher is a sattelite Pussy Posse member so he’s....idk, somewhere in the low middle. I have officially put all my eggs in the Ashton/Mia basket.

I think Mila Kunis could do better.

I tune in for The Golden Girls reruns, and all I can say is, the original content they advertise for seems like the whitest shit that has ever been made.

Veronica?

Does anybody have context? I feel like there’s a lot missing. All I get is that somebody climbed aboard a home made submarine and the person who made the submarine then sunk it. Why?

My husband smokes cigars and I swear, you can SEE his breath afterwards. I always imagine it as a solid yellow thing as it exits his mouth hole. It is much disgust!

Wait, are you saying that you only saw the trailers for GLOW, then didn’t watch it because you were unimpressed? Because if that’s the case, you messed up. Go watch it now. It has so much heart!!! Comforted me in the same way that Scrubs used to, which is really impressive considering how few episodes it had…

Paris Hilton in MST3K KUWTK

Chewing Gum is hilarious, and if you like supernatural dark comedies, Crazyhead is worth a watch.

I also loved Glow, the Glow documentary is very good too. I liked Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Santa Clarita Diet, and Love in terms of Netflix originals. Others that are on Netflix, Crazy Ex Girlfriend, a lot of good BBC stuff, I liked Diary of a Young Doctor, my bf liked Foyle’s War. If you’re not against subtitles,…

Rick and Morty is amazing and BoJack Horseman is funny if you haven’t seen either yet. Jessica Jones has been out for awhile, but it’s also great. Black Mirror is always good, especially if you’re feeling a little too hopeful for the future. Stay away from the OA unless you like horrible endings.

On Amazon Prime, watch “Fleabag.” On Hulu, watch “Difficult People.” And on Netflix, watch “One Day at a Time.”

chewing gum on Netflix is so good! although I sometimes watch w subtitles as its very British.

I am partial to british and australian crime dramas... the dr blake mysteries is amazing (he’s like an older, distinguished chris pratt!), top of the lake, poldark, wentworth, and many more... but they’re not good ‘recreational’ shows. For that I stick to bob’s burgers and bojack horseman.

Same. I prefer my Netflix shows be regular shows and not sitcoms. I get it, but ugh.