My mourning period for BCO is never going to be over.

“Helping to make behind closed ovens a thing”

Had to look up “crossfaded”. I’m an old...

Any time I see lofts or ladders to beds I think, “what if they have to pee in the middle of the night?” I can barely drag my sleep-drunken ass down the hallway let outline navigate a ladder in the middle of the night.

We need walls! That’s how you know where to put your furniture! And if you take down all of the walls, where do you put your coat closet? No one ever thinks of the coats.

Open concept fucking sucks. And it’s inescapable now.

I mean, there is a middle ground between a 4000 sq foot McMansion and a 200 sq foot tiny home.

Where have you been for the past 6-7 years? the 90s has been in style since 2010 or something like that. I keep seeing all sorts of 90s trends on teens everyday for years. I don’t mind it because I was a teen growing up in the 90s and I love the 90s, it was a great decade.

I am saving all the monies for a kilim, one day. But I’d be more likely to hang it on the wall.....

If HGTV catches wind of this and I have to hear about a show where goddamn hipsters start building super-tiny houses in their parents backyard for ‘independence and just, like, the freedom to travel and not rely on anyone,’ I’m coming after you.

BEAUTIFUL! Oh I love the color of it so so much.

My dream is to get my kids out of the house and get a dollhouse. I love that you’ve done this for yourself! I casually started browsing tiny furniture last summer, but I love (LOVE) tiny furniture and you are living my dream!

Nice!

I want a real one. Did you ever hear the This American Life intro where this newlywed couple we’re looking for a dinning set on eBay? They were newlyweds in grad school, dead broke because their had just bought their first house, and felt like they’d be proper grown ups if they could only find a nice dining set they…

That’t gorgeous!

At first it was fun; then I got violent and abusive and said horrible things that I never even thought to myself, even in my most disgusting, evil thoughts. Or maybe I didn’t. I don’t have any memory of doing it multiple times. That shit is awful.

I can completely relate to the somnambulist online shopping adventures. One of my crowning moments was the time I had a case of pH test strips show up. Like what exactly was my dream brain thinking when it ordered 3000 pH strips?

I took it in college a lot after Adderall-fueled study sessions (so dangerous in retrospect) and would always have the sense that there was a family in my bed with me! Also not scary, but just the vague sense that there were other people around/near me. I would also see the blankets breathing and remember trying to…

Things I did on Ambien (during the 7 YEARS I took it):
- Recited some off the cuff spoken word poetry on my kitchen floor to my roommate and then made us “blood sisters.”
- Went to a strip club with a New Zealander in Dallas- he gave me bunch of ones, and I enjoyed myself- missed my flight the next morning home (I had…

Yes yes yes yes yes. I’ve been hooked three. separate. times. on that shit. Each time the doctor and I would agree it was a reasonable decision. One time I told her I just wanted Xanax and she was all gunshy about that (despite my never having an issue with overuse in ~10 years of having a prescription—she felt more…